Wednesday, June 30, 2010
HOROSCOPE
Wednesday, June 30
Your physical and emotional energy is high right now. If you are still single, a friend may be calling up soon with a special invitation to a sporting event.
Your physical and emotional energy is high right now. If you are still single, a friend may be calling up soon with a special invitation to a sporting event.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
The moral of the story
I had my niece's over this weekend and the little one tells the two 8 year old's that there is no such thing as the tooth fairy, in fact she said, your mom or dad takes Ur nasty gross tooth and throws it away and just gives you money. Then the little one's tooth fell out, so we set the tooth aside & forgot about it. But can I tell you all that when my baby woke up in the morning and I asked her where her tooth was, she said, 'I don't know, I put it under me last night.' My baby had gotten her tooth before she fell asleep, and put it under her. And this touched me.. I love my girls soo much! I love that deep down in her heart she really does believe, and she is still a baby. She wasn't let down, the tooth fairy left her a couple of bucks for her nasty yucky tooth.. :) THANKS TOOTH FAIRY!
Monday, June 28, 2010
Customer advice
Today I gave a man wonderful sex advice, and he gave me advice, and that advice was to watch this, so I am sharing it with you. http://ping.fm/IJDcS
HOROSCOPE
'Your subconscious mind is playing tricks on you today. Yes you should, no you shouldn't, yes you should ... '
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Lyrics
'I won't let you turn around,
and tell me now I'm much too proud,
to walk away from something when it's dead,
do do do your dirty words come out to play when you are hurt?,
there's certain things that should be left unsaid,
tick tick tick on the watch and life's too short for me to stop,
Oh baby, your time is running out,
I won't let you turn around,
and tell me now I'm much too proud,
All you do is fill me up with doubt,'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdC7h609k8
and tell me now I'm much too proud,
to walk away from something when it's dead,
do do do your dirty words come out to play when you are hurt?,
there's certain things that should be left unsaid,
tick tick tick on the watch and life's too short for me to stop,
Oh baby, your time is running out,
I won't let you turn around,
and tell me now I'm much too proud,
All you do is fill me up with doubt,'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdC7h609k8
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
prison inmates, including 241 serving life sentences, defrauded the government of $9.1 million http://ping.fm/MPdjP
HOROSCOPE
'Wednesday, June 23
If you are still single, this is a good day to take your latest "intended" home'
If you are still single, this is a good day to take your latest "intended" home'
MY SHOOTING RANGE VIDEO
A video of myself at the range w/ the baby gun of the day... http://ping.fm/p9GAZ
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Quote of the day
'And u can have it all, my empire of dirt, i will let u down, i will make u hurt...'
DEFINITION OF THE DAY
A triple crown is a special cock-ring that has additional rings for restraining the testicles. In orgasm, the testicles usually retract toward the body before ejaculation. A triple crown changes and intensifies the sensation of orgasm by forcing the testicles to stay away from the body.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
HOROSCOPE
' if you make a personal faux pas, don't worry. Not much that happens today will have a lasting impact. '
gotta love those horoscopes.. :)
gotta love those horoscopes.. :)
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
HOROSCOPE
"Your love life could use a bit of a boost and a spontaneous gift of travel could be just what is needed to perk up the interest levels again."
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monosodium glutamate
MSG is in Doritos, Sand is in the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza (as well as all of their meats & rice), and Skittles are full of artificial additives & colors that have been linked to ADD among other things.. SCARY! http://ping.fm/t0aWX
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sex A-Peel Vibrator!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love my hot pink banana otherwise known as the Sex A-Peel Vibe because it is soo damn cute! I love it because it is unlike anything I have ever had, and because it has one of my favorite toys in it the bullet vibe, and because it's fruit! I mean this baby is so cool, it is great as an external vibe as a bullet or as a vibrating banana, and then it's great for internal stimulation as well cause that banana is just the right size, shape, and feel for use vaginally. I also have to admit that it's the funnest toy because every time I see it I am reminded of Carmen Miranda and her fruit had.. And I can't help but chuckle! I guess they're right banana's are good for you in many ways!
ONE OF EACH PLEASE!
I think i did like one of each type of sit-up on a DVD i saw on Saturday and my tummy has been sore since . . . .
FUNNY JIMMY DEAN MESSAGE
Jimmy Dean died today, and in honor of him I'd like to play this... http://ping.fm/XpD7j
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
BOONDOCCKS QUOTE
'Were Americans we don't quite doing something because its wrong we just keep doing it till its rite!'
Friday, June 11, 2010
Tokyo T on the succu dry
Tokyo T. here to review the Succu Dry men's masturbation toy. The Succu Dry is the fifth masturbation toy I've ever tried, but only the first one I've ever officially reviewed. It's made by the people who make the Fleshlight and keeps with their sense of novel design that attempts to make the outside look less like a sex toy and more like a common household item. In this case, the cylinder this comes in looks like a very large can of beer.
When you unscrew the top, you immediately notice that the "business" end looks like a mouth. Peek inside the mouth and you'll see vampire teeth. Thankfully, they're made of the same soft material as the rest of the toy!
Speaking of softness, the real-feel superskin this toy is made of is very soft. Actually, it's a bit too soft for my taste. It's about the same softness as if press on the outside of the fleshiest part of my cheek with a finger. That said, I think I like my toys a little firmer. I tried this device twice. Both times I was able to come after awhile, but it wasn't the "oh-my-God" feeling that I've had with other sex toys (and real vagina's, of course ;). Inside the shaft are little nubs for more sensation, but they didn't really do much for me.
However, one thing I did like was that you could unscrew the other end for less suction or screw it on tight for almost complete suction. I had to unscrew it a bit to even get inside (and lubed it and myself with water-based lube). Once I was fully in and sealed the end, the suction sensation was the most pleasurable part of using the Succu Dry. And maybe that suction is the main point of this device (hence the name). The other masturbators I've tried were vagina simulators, and this one was supposed to be a mouth. And so, if that's what they're going for, then they've succeeded. But for me, I think I might have to stick with vaginas, real or otherwise.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
MY OPINION
I am against the removal of 'slavery' out of the history books in the state of Texas.. and here's why.. it really did exist.. http://ping.fm/z7BBD
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
BEYOND EUPHORIC
My favorite lotion is on sale also! Beyond Euphoric by Jimmyjane smells.... euphoric... http://ping.fm/OOQVG
MILK CHOCOLATE CANDLE
Babeland has my favorite candle on sale.. U should check them out.. they are way fancy, they smell wonderful, and u can use them to massage your mate with! My favorite scents are Bourbon, and Milk Chocolate!
http://ping.fm/hN98w
http://ping.fm/hN98w
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