Sunday, May 30, 2010

Friday, May 28, 2010

HELP

Foundation to pay shelters $500 for every animal adopted in two-day East Bay drive..http://ping.fm/5utjH

BEST LOSERS

Pro sports̢۪ most-losing teams
12. Texas Rangers
11. San Diego Padres
10. Columbus Blue Jackets
9. Atlanta Thrashers
8. Tampa Bay Lightning
7. Tampa Bay Rays
6. Atlanta Falcons
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. Houston Texans
3. Charlotte Bobcats
2. Los Angeles Clippers
1. Memphis Grizzlies

DO NOT FEED ANIMALS

Don't feed ur pets Avocado, onions, garlic, chives, grapes, raisins, yeast dough, left over bones, fatty or salty foods, Chocolate, coffee, alcohol, Sugarless candies (products sweetened with xylitol), or Macadamia nuts. http://ping.fm/sWeqR

VAGGAZZLE

Hell yeah look what mama gets to review!! whoop whoop... http://ping.fm/7PEGC

How to ask a woman out

Men us ladies like to be talked to, and even asked out if the chemistry is right, here's some info on the subject.. http://ping.fm/wmXCU

THE SHORTCAKE COUNTER

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Strawberry shortcake

Glee Breaks New Ground on Gay Rights, But Must Go Further

This is very interesting.. http://ping.fm/BjHAN

4 Non Blondes - Drifting

Took another pill to find me... http://ping.fm/eps95

PANCAKE N EMERGENCY IN THE SAME SENTENCE

Emergency Pancake Bill

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Real Tiger Woods Apology - Funny aniboom Animation

Tiger, Liger, Lier...http://ping.fm/O8HhJ

NIKI

Anyway I think I met him in the Sky
When I was a Geisha he was a Samari
Somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai
Never spoke lies and he never broke fly..DAT DAT DAT.. http://ping.fm/ZlPP5

MEMORIAL DAY

http://ping.fm/QWI5y

PM DAWN

bby u send me.. http://ping.fm/aWeUZ

Make safe sex sexy

Make safe sex sexy... http://ping.fm/qcL0f

Talkin dirty

I like communication, especially during intimacy, and you? http://ping.fm/dfAZ0

Ideas for spicing up your sex life

Some advice on 'how to' spice up ur sex life..
http://ping.fm/hCouK

How to select a sex toy gift

Here is some very useful information on 'how to' select a sex toy gift. http://ping.fm/w3a8l

P~spot

No guys you don't have a g~spot. But you do have a P-spot, and here is some great information on 'how to'... http://ping.fm/0JbTB

G~spot

Ladies I encourage education, and exploration. If you haven't done any G-spot research I've made it easy for you. http://ping.fm/KrqPy

Sex toy favs..

Favorite sex toys, is one of them yours? Do u have a favorite that's not on this list? http://ping.fm/JVbOu

Social networking site for child porn?

Child Porn 'Social Networking Site' Busted By Feds'
Sick bastards pick on someone your own size..
http://ping.fm/x4uAx

Suicides mysterious..

Foxconn Suicides Continue.
http://ping.fm/WTjR4

Leap frog reality

The sky is falling, the world is ending.. How do I know? Well the animals are freaking out.... http://ping.fm/0auus

Live Nude Girls Unite!

That quote was by Julia Query, who helped make the documentary 'Their film, Live Nude Girls Unite!'..

Wonderful quote

Regarding my thoughts on all of the people I work with, I feel this quote is most suiting..
"I never before worked with so many women with college degrees, most of them in feminist studies. They realized what to do about patriarchy: Make them pay."
a quote from the movie Live Nude Girls Unite!

Wonderful quote

"No matter how far a jackass travels, it won't come back a horse."

After the spring concert.....

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Instead of flowers i brought her a cup cake. .

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I love this Bitch! She is my favorite of all the bitches!

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My favorite beast in the whole world. . .

An interesting article

Self confidence... self esteem..... self respect..........
http://ping.fm/ESgnm

The question and answer

Can a mother be friends with her teenage daughter?
No. Most teens aren't ready for anything close to a mature friendship. According to current research, the brain continues to develop into a person's 20s. Mothers often want to befriend their daughters; fathers, their sons. But this is not in anyone's best interest. Teenagers need to form identities distinct from their parents. That means: lots of privacy, even some secrets. It's usually easier for a teenage girl to befriend the friend of her mother, and it's usually best for the mother to leave it at that.

Just a little advice

How do you know when to end a friendship?
As soon as you get that sneaking suspicion that it never really began.

Wonderful quote

"Almost anything you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." Gandhi

Grilling article

Men, I know all of you are grilling experts, and chefs, and all that, but please for the love of God, and your poor friends n family, please read this...
http://ping.fm/wDILV

My horoscope for 5-26-2010

"You have strongly romantic energies, and are profoundly interesting to the opposite sex. If you are single, get out and have some fun tonight, as you could meet someone in a place of shared recreation."

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My ladies...

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Um round three. . . . . . .

Pomegranate Lemon Drop Martini

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The finished product Pomegranate Lemon Drops!

Bartender extraordinaire!

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My bartenda in action!

Scenic wonders..

I would love to go to Hana... http://ping.fm/OXgEE

Ancient Dildo!

DAMN IT.. THE OLDEST DILDO....
http://ping.fm/uFOZU

Still

I still love this song... http://ping.fm/bzHqz

Advice from men, Please.

OK, real talk, I would like some honest man advise:
If you (as a man), and I were friends, and I knew you had erectile dysfunction, and I have information and advice regarding this topic (cuz it's what I do), but should I approach said male friend and tell him what I know, and risk hurting his pride, or should I mind my buzziness cuz he didn't ask me for my opinion? But this is also related to his health which is more of my concern, or where I am coming from with this... any suggestions? Helpful advice? Constructive criticism?
Wooot woot! Three day weekend here we come! Myspace Comments
Memorial Day Graphics - Myspace 2.0 Layouts

Monday, May 24, 2010

Word of the day

Utsukushi = beautiful

bar conversations..

The funniest conversation I heard all weekend went sumthin like this... customer, "I wanted a sex on the beach with light ice but this one ain't strong." Bar tender, "OK, well you said light ice, which means less ice, honey there is no magic word for extra 'free' alcohol."

Friday, May 21, 2010

Stop obsessing over the break up article

Break up smake up... http://ping.fm/4v59B

Deanna

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My mama. . . Lord bless her & protect her. . She has the true spirit of our native american ancestors.

heavenly candy

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Damn it! Ima fan!

Animal research? Torture? Waste? Secrets?

Wtf?? I mean I know it goes on but damn a whole island designated for it?? And in N.Y.? And now selling the 'disease testing center' because they're moving to a bigger, better, newer facility??? I say it again, wtf? http://ping.fm/aJttV

Word of the day

Hello Babes! Word of the day; ACROTOMOPHILIA: is a person who is aroused by the thought of having s*x w/ an amputee or by fantasizing about it. Photo to follow.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

The warmth of candle light


I can't tell you how many times I have suggested to different people the Babeland Body Massage Candle, but I really am a fan of it. Why you ask? Well for many reasons I say, mostly because I myself love candles! I love the way they help set the mood, and I like the glow of the candle, it allows you to see everything in a warm glowing light. But the best part about the Babeland Body Massage Candle is that you can actually use it for massaging your partner, and it feels ooo soo good, very silky and warm. I tried the Babeland Body Massage Candle in Mango Vanilla and I'm a huge fan.

Manmade DNA

Here's some scary shit...
http://ping.fm/XWXDL

SNL : Scrotox

haha.. too funny.. :o)
http://ping.fm/BgdAD

Wonderful quote

"Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." -Erica Jong

Interesting fact

Fact: A woman hits her sexual peak in her 30's while a man has it form their teens to their 20's.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Diamond stiletto heels

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Thank u shoe fairy!

How to become a multi-orgasmic man

Men get your read on: http://ping.fm/t9sA6

Erectile Dysfunction & Impotence education

Men Erectile Dysfunction or Impotence happens, it's normal for men to experience it for many reasons! Just make sure you look into it if it causes concern. http://ping.fm/yobX7 or http://ping.fm/rvUT6

Favorite quote from Sex in the City 1

"So, how often do you color?"
"I would color all day, everyday if I could." "I like to use every crayon in my box."
"Okay, we get it you like to color."
" I won't tell you how often, but when Big colors he rarely stays in the lines."

Word of the day

OK class the word of the day is XENOPHILIA; refers to someone who sexually aroused by strangers. . . .

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Word of the day

Word of the day: CHREMATISTOPHILIA
Definition; people that are aroused by being charged for sex or robbed.

Question?

Do you believe in destiny? Love @ first sight? Everyone has a soul mate?

Weirdest Hotel Rooms

I thought this was kinda interesting..
http://ping.fm/RutVB
How bout u?