Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Fire Fighters.... on fire!


OK, I love a man in uniform but it gets better! Babeland has a new 2010 fire fighter calendar with hot and steamy photos of fire fighters from all over the state of Washington. OK, they're not naked, but damn close. I think they look great and its for a good cause all of the proceeds go to Washington State Council of Fire Fighters Burn Foundation which makes it a good cause!!!!! I love it..
store.babeland.com/bachelorette-gifts-adult-novelty-toys/2010-fire-fighters-calendar
http://www.babeland.com/

Friday, November 20, 2009

I LOVE NEW AND IMPROVED...



OK.. I am soooo excited. I loved the old Clone A Willy Kit and now they have and new and improved one! How did they improve it? The new material is Silicone or silicone like... That was a wonderful idea. Now if someone would just make the mess free version I'd be completely happy!
The folks at Empire Labs do include simple instructions in these kits; however, there are a few tips I thought I would mention. First of all I suggest that you set out everything you will need to make your clone such as a measuring cup with the correct measurements, an easy to use and read timer, bowl, kit components, and a plain cock ring to help your mate stay hard when you insert their penis into the molding material. You will need to use the kitchen so you may need to plan to make your clone when you have the house to yourself. I also recommend cutting the pubic hairs very short or shaving that area as it will make the cloning process a lot easier for all involved. You will have to let the faucet water run while you adjust it, and check the water temperature as it is very important that the water temperature is correct for the mold to come out right. While you are adjusting the water temperature your partner will need to make their penis erect. Once you combine the water and molding powder you have about 1 1/2 minutes to mix it thoroughly, pour it into the tube, and get the hard cock into the mold before the mold hardens. Let the penis stay in the mold until it is firm, and then withdrawal and let the mold dry.
The next step will be to mix the silicone thoroughly and it's not easy. Then pour your mixture into the mold. Once you have poured your silicone mixture into your penis mold I suggest tapping it on a counter or something similar to help the air bubbles rise to the top.
Also, you can make the clone with or without the vibrator that comes in the kit. I choose to leave it out.

Clone a willy
You can purchase your kit at Babeland.





Thursday, November 19, 2009

Wonderful quote

"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce."
- J. Edgar Hoover

I like this quote...

So seriously big cruel world.. I have an audition tonight. Sexy is a state of mind. Right? So how come I'm having issues with it at the moment? Think slow, seductive, smooth, deliberate, motions.. The brain is the main sex organ.. and all the world my stage tonight!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

IF I'VE BUILT MY HOUSE OF CEMENT & BARS

I'VE BUILT WALLS UP AROUND ME LIKE THOSE PROTECTING A CASTLE. I HAVE BARRIERS HARD AS STEEL THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE....
SO I AM THE THERAPIST AND THE COUNSELOR TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, SOMETIMES ABOUT FAMILY AFFAIRS BUT MOSTLY REGARDING MATTERS OF THE HEART AND SEX. I KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN CHOSEN AND HAVE CONSENTED TO BE THE DOCTOR, BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T NEED A LITTLE LOVE AND BIG ORGASM IN THESE MONOTONOUS LIVES OF OURS? I SEEK PLEASURE IN LIFE BE IT LARGE OR SMALL, I NEED RELEASE, EXPLOSION, AND EJACULATION. I WANT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF BETTER, MORE PLEASURABLE, OR EXPLORATORY SEX TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. LIFE IS SHORT, ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE BABY AS MY GRANDMA WOULD SAY. SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL, WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION.....