Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Smart + Balls = Win!


Hello All... I have a new wonderful product that I am excited to talk about (Babeland Silicone Smart Balls) and the reason is because I am a woman that finds myself worrying about things like o' say incontinence, bladder control, and even vaginal tightness as I grow older and these little babies are the answer! Babeland Silicone Smart Balls are great! Smart balls are just what they sound like little balls smaller than the palm of my hand that can be used to pleasure a woman and at the same time the toy assists with tightening/strengthening your vaginal muscles which in turn aids with things like stopping the flow of urine and having more intense orgasms. I didn't expect them to feel too good because it's just a ball after all right? Nope. They are weighted meaning there are balls inside the balls sliding around so you have to focus to keep them in and the pressure from the weight feels good at the same time. Also these babies are silicone so the exterior is soooo silky and smooth.. And the long cord is nice and easy to hold, and find, and it is very secure so you can pull on it without worrying that its going to snap off. I love this product because its as beneficial as it is pleasurable! Way 2 go Babeland!

Friday, February 26, 2010

IT TAKES TWO


Hello ecstasy!
For those of you that don't know I am a cock ring user and lover; however, I just got this wonderfully wild little Ophoria Pleasure Pak and let me tell you, all of a sudden I feel like I have been missing out! This little pleasure pak is a great idea because my guy always gets the vibe/stimulation when were using cock rings but when he used the little finger vibe on me during love making it drove me wild. The finger vibe is to me what the cock ring is to my mate, and were fans ever more! Plus I was able to use it on him a time or two so it was fun for both of us. And as silly as it may sound it is an adorable set, the pink and blue colors are so bright and beautiful we could see them in the dark! And I guess it's important to mention that these little babies are silicone one of the best materials around, and the batteries are replaceable which is wonderful. Once again, way to go Babeland!

Under the bed


Hello wonderful and easy Under The Bed Restraint system! You are my new best friend, and I really like you. Although I have had some experience/practice/training with bondage my other half has not. So this made his fantasy of tying me up and having his way with me a lot easier, and even do~able! He would have not have been able to restrain me if it wasn't for this easy to use and versatile restraint system because honestly it's not easy to restrain someone effectively especially for intercourse purposes. A couple of other features I like is the easy cleaning, the easy connections, and how secure they are. Babeland has picked another winner. Nice move Babes!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Succu Dry!


I can't believe this! First the vampire love movie (i won't say any names), and then vampire porn, and now Fleshlight Sex in a Can! I love it! I thought this was an awesome new product just because there's such a vampire craze as of late, but I also love, love, love the can idea because it cool looking and definitely different. This is a great masturbation toy because the material is soft and squishy and my guy enjoyed every stroke of the vampires fangs.... Once again Babeland is in the forefront offering something like this before the rest of the pack!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Cum on daddy!


Ok, ok, for this one the title is self evident! The title of this product is the ORGASM IN A BOX HIS! And we (my mate & I) luv, luv, luv, this kit! This kit came with a Sonic cock ring, a Babeland Buzz vibe, a Tenga Egg(which I heart!), and some Babelube lubettes! I had soo much fun with this kit, I mean WE had so much fun with this kit! The Tenga Egg is a silicone masturbation sleeve that is soo soft and stretchy and squishy and it comes with its own lube sample I really couldn't wait to jack him off with it.. I used it on the head of his penis, and then after a little bit of that lovin I put the Sonic Ring Kit on the base of his penis and gosh it got his attention (literally), and just when he thought that was great I turned on the Babeland Buzz Vibe and gave him some a little oral lovin and there he blew! And yup the Orgasm in a Box His did what it said it'd do! I'd say this kit was named appropriately enough ORGASM IN A BOX HIS! And once again I have to say Thank you Babeland for another great product, you're the best!

Sqweeling all the way home......


I want to tell you all about this wonderful little toy that I took for a joke! It's called the Sqweel, and it is like a wheel of silicone tongues that spin round and round in a circle. I thought it was hilarious when I saw it, and I really dismissed it as a joke I remember thinking of it as a cute little novelty toy but! I was shocked and amazed when my partner drizzled some Babelicious on me and went to work with this little guy..Ten tongues and my partners imagination and boi did I experience some heavy petting um I mean panting! ;) I think my partner really enjoyed using it on me while he watched. He said it gave him a whole new perspective on what I like and what I look like while he's downtown. The Sqweel is great, just remember the lube! Babeland's Babelicious flavored lube was the perfect accessory for this toy, oh, and EXTRA batteries!

Friday, January 22, 2010

The Lip Stick Click




Dear World,

I am pleased to announce that I am now part of the Lip Stick Click! I know you're wondering what I'm talking about so let me tell you! It seems that all of my friends have a pocket book vibrator like a pocket rocket or lip stick vibe that they carry with them like a best friend everyone except me until now! I really like my new toy the Love Lipstick Vibe, because it's always readily available whenever and wherever I am. I was kinda amazed that my lover liked it enough to ask me for it so he 'can put some lipstick on my lips and kiss me'! Yes! You better know I hurried to find my Love Lipstick Vibe! I like this toy. Better yet WE like this toy: had fun with it, and will use it with excitement! This little toy is cute, convenient, playful, and feels great now I know why all the girls got one. They're Greaaat! Thanks again to Babeland for having all of my best interests at heart! ;)

P.s. I can't help but think this would be such a great present for Valentines! What better way to say 'I heart U!'??

Your Gal Pal!
Kinky Kinkster

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Seven Minutes in Heaven......


I love the DVD Seven Minutes in Heaven that I purchased from Babeland! Great queer porn where all of the interaction is hot, authentic, and stimulating! I have seen a lot of porn but this one has real people with real bodies and they use some toys which I like to see because it gives me ideas. This porn is diverse, and creative, and I am glad I bought it!

Afterglow


Dear Babeland,
Thank you for the Afterglow wipes. You guys always come out with the best products.
I just found these perfect little buggers, and they're the best thing going! I am one of those people that likes to use baby wipes, or towelettes whenever possible because they are so easy to use and they make you feel fresh all day long. So these Afterglow wipes are perfect for me because i use them after having intercourse, after using the restroom, and/or whenever i need to just freshen up. I like the packaging because my wipes stayed moist until the package was empty. These wipes don't irritate me like some of the brands i have purchased at other stores, and i like the ease of use because i keep a pack of them on my bedside table, and a pack of them in my purse (no more running to the bathroom looking for a towel QUICK!). I have even used them to wipe down some of my toys for a quick clean up until I got a chance to do a more thorough washing of my toys, as i said before very convenient!

The birds and the bees


I have to say I love Blue Birds especially after this little baby! The Blue Bird Bullet is a silver bullet with a soft, blue, squishy shell or casing that looks like a little blue bird. I like this bullet better than the plain bullet because it is easier to hold and the cushioning feels great, firm but soft, I don't like hard toys. The best part of this toy is the remote control because you can set it on the speed you like and lay the remote down and go to town. Also, I like to start out with weak vibration and build up to stronger vibration which is what you can do with the remote control. My guy actually likes this toy because he can control the remote while he watches me play and that gets him going every time! We give the Blue Bird Bullet two thumbs up! Once again another great product from Babeland!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Love poem to the Kiwi


Kiwi kiwi how do I love the….

Lubed and loved u fit like a glove

Ur there to warm me and make me alright

Ur there to buzz me and it feels out of sight

The twinkle in my life you light up the night

U love me unconditionally just the way I want

U love me and rub me just where I want

In my room or in the car Kiwi you never far

Ur good for me and healthy too

Kiwi I love you!



fyi Babeland has it... :)

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I'm on cloud 9..and we rode the wave to get there...



I had the best weekend! I enjoyed the outdoor & indoor sports while out of town. So the wonderfulBabeland gave me a couple of wonderful toys for my weekend getaway the first being a Cloud 9 vibrator, and the second being the Wave Rider Cock Ring. Truthfully at first I was not impressed as I have quite a little toy collection, and have discovered that I am somewhat of a snob when it comes to adult toys. However, I now know why the Cloud 9 is a staff pick of Babeland and a customer favorite as it is really a great yet cheap toy! I love the thickness of the Cloud 9, and I love the adjustable intensity this little baby packs a punch. Now the Wave Rider Cock Ring I knew I would like as I am a long time fan of the cock ring; however, on this particular trip my partner did not care for this stretchy, and strong cock ring. Fortunately for me I am a creative little lover of self as I quickly wrapped the cock ring around my cloud 9 and drifted off to heaven. Everyone should have a cloud 9 for their effective, battery operated, lower priced, sturdy, 'go to' vibrator! And if you haven't tried a cock ring you should, and the Wave Rider is a great place to start or finish! ;)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Happy Holidays to all!


I just wanted to take a minute to say.. We all know in our hearts the holidays are not about material objects, and indeed the best moments in our lives are not usually centered on some huge material object but in actuality what counts, and matters the most is those little sweet, tender moments we share with someone special in our lives or the times when we are made to feel that we are truly appreciated and loved. So remember to appreciate everyone and everything... Love laughter and friendships, and adore company and companionship because nothing is ever promised, and life is too short. And on that note I want to share one of the best gifts I received this year!
fyi
The picture is of a Strap On Harness cookie that my friend baked!

Friday, December 18, 2009

My Favorite Toys for Men!


Ok, so I happen to love toys, and men. And I could think of nothing better than combining the two. Unfortunately tho, a lot of men think that toys are for women, or gay men, or anyone else besides themselves so I felt that I should share with the public my favorite toys for the men in my life. As I have said before half the fun is in experimenting the other half is in the doing. Well I'm sure you get the picture, so here's the line up, and not in any particular order.. ;}And in case I didn't mention it, all of these great toys can be found at Babeland.

Pictured in photo:
1) Fleshlight (SuperSkin)
2) Simply Blown Plug in blue (Glass)
3) BO Cock Ring (Silicone)
4) Pfun Plug (stainless steel)

My Favorite Vaginal Toys..

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THE CUTEST ANAL TOYS EVER!


OK, SO FOR SOME REASON I FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW EVERYONE THE CUTEST BUTT TOYS EVER! I MEAN NOT ONLY ARE TOYS GREAT FUN, BUT THEY CAN BE ADORABLY CUTE!!! I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY YOUR TOYS IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, AND USUALLY I MEAN A VIBRATOR FOR FEMALE BODIED PERSONS CAN BE RUBBED ON MALE BODIED FOLKS FOR EQUALLY ENJOYABLE RESULTS AND VISE VERSE: OR THAT A COCK RING CAN STIMULATE THE EROGENOUS ZONE OF ANYONE. ON THE OTHER HAND THESE TOYS I CAN APPRECIATE FOR THEIR AESTHETICS AS WELL AS THEIR ABILITY TO PRODUCE PLEASURE AND IT ISN'T OFTEN I SAY AWW THAT BUTT PLUG IS SOO CUTE, BUT WAIT HERE ARE TWO OF THEM THAT MAKE ME SAY AWWWWW...
Pictured Above:
Flexi Felix the cutest little worm ever!
and
The Pop Plug: don't it look like a ring pop?
And of course you can find them at my favorite place in the world! Babeland!

Merry Christmas...


Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all.. I just had to post a picture of my favorite Christmas tree for everyone to see. It is tree covered with sex toys.. ;) what a great idea!

Monday, December 7, 2009

I LOVE WHAT I DO...AND ALL I DO...

OK..SO I WORK IN THE SEX INDUSTRY. I HAVE LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL, UNIQUE, AND DIVERS FRIENDS, AND I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY. MY JOB, OR JOBS HELP ME BOND WITH MY FRIENDS, LEARN WITH MY LOVERS, AND GROW INSIDE MYSELF. I LOVE GIVING MY FRIENDS SEX POSITIVE, HONEST, AND FORWARD ADVICE. I LOVE GETTING TO KNOW THE PEOPLE IN MY WORLD ON ANOTHER LEVEL, A DEEPER LEVEL. SELF LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE IS ALL WE NEED!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Fire Fighters.... on fire!


OK, I love a man in uniform but it gets better! Babeland has a new 2010 fire fighter calendar with hot and steamy photos of fire fighters from all over the state of Washington. OK, they're not naked, but damn close. I think they look great and its for a good cause all of the proceeds go to Washington State Council of Fire Fighters Burn Foundation which makes it a good cause!!!!! I love it..
store.babeland.com/bachelorette-gifts-adult-novelty-toys/2010-fire-fighters-calendar
http://www.babeland.com/

Friday, November 20, 2009

I LOVE NEW AND IMPROVED...



OK.. I am soooo excited. I loved the old Clone A Willy Kit and now they have and new and improved one! How did they improve it? The new material is Silicone or silicone like... That was a wonderful idea. Now if someone would just make the mess free version I'd be completely happy!
The folks at Empire Labs do include simple instructions in these kits; however, there are a few tips I thought I would mention. First of all I suggest that you set out everything you will need to make your clone such as a measuring cup with the correct measurements, an easy to use and read timer, bowl, kit components, and a plain cock ring to help your mate stay hard when you insert their penis into the molding material. You will need to use the kitchen so you may need to plan to make your clone when you have the house to yourself. I also recommend cutting the pubic hairs very short or shaving that area as it will make the cloning process a lot easier for all involved. You will have to let the faucet water run while you adjust it, and check the water temperature as it is very important that the water temperature is correct for the mold to come out right. While you are adjusting the water temperature your partner will need to make their penis erect. Once you combine the water and molding powder you have about 1 1/2 minutes to mix it thoroughly, pour it into the tube, and get the hard cock into the mold before the mold hardens. Let the penis stay in the mold until it is firm, and then withdrawal and let the mold dry.
The next step will be to mix the silicone thoroughly and it's not easy. Then pour your mixture into the mold. Once you have poured your silicone mixture into your penis mold I suggest tapping it on a counter or something similar to help the air bubbles rise to the top.
Also, you can make the clone with or without the vibrator that comes in the kit. I choose to leave it out.

Clone a willy
You can purchase your kit at Babeland.